Robert the Bruce, King of Scotland!
And thank you for inspiring our newly outed jew-o-phobe to create a movie where he leads a nation being unjustly persecuted. Oooh the irony, Mel… the irony! (I think. I was never really good at irony.)
Also? Thank you for being played by the very yummy Angus Mmmmmmmacfadyen! He made betraying his entire kingdom HOTT!
Happy birthday Bobby Bruce. Now give us a kiss.