Tonight while I was shopping for groceries I happened upon the media/book/electronic section. There in the middle was a pile of the latest and last Harry Potter release. I picked it up, balked at the $34.99 price tag, and then flipped to the end.
I read the ending of the story. Not the whole thing mind you, because that would have been tacky. Plus the lady at the digital camera counter was giving me the stink eye. But I read enough to know.
I’m so ashamed.