(but on a pillow)
‘Cause I’m edgy like that, and my mother would find it inappropriate and tell me that I’m warping my children and desensitizing them to things they should find appalling and offensive, and I’m what’s wrong with the world.
It’s an air-zooka. It blasts a big ball of air toward your
kids when they bug you carefully stacked triangle of cans.
Dudes. There is a difference between a want and a need.
I NEED this.