Carl Gustav Jung
Father of the Collective Unconscious
Your date of conception was on or about 2 November 1874 which was a Monday.
(On a Monday, Mrs. Jung? You naughty minx!)
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Leo.
No balloons for you, you’re way too somber. (Also? Dead.)
BALLOONS ARE JUST WHAT YOU NEED!!