So I missed Blogher ’07 which upsets me because it was in my most favvy city of all time. I do loves me some Chicago. Jack and I went there for our honeymoon. We totally did it in Chicago. A lot. Plus? Can I give a he-eyyy to the world’s best hot dogs? S’up s’up Portillo’s?!
Back to the point, what is a blogher? Will someone enlighten me? I get that it’s a convention of sorts, but what I don’t understand are Cheezeburger Parties, and exclusive parties. Like… are these exclusive, A league bloggers party invitation only? And if so, how is that fair? Also, how do I make sure I’m not one of the little people so I can scores me an invite? Also, what you actually do at the thing? Attend meetings? Meetings about what? Most important of all, how do I get invited to Blogher ’08, and will my roommate mind if my septum’s deviated and that I sometimes maybe fart in my sleep? (That was a joke.) (No it wasn’t.) What if I can’t find a roomie? BFF? Will you go to Blogher ’08 with me next year? Tell Marco now so he can adjust his schedule accordingly.