You know, it’s not that I don’t like my neighbors. I’ve actually only talked to them twice. Still, since everyone has neighbor from hell stories to share it’s only fair that I give them something to talk about. It’s the right and thoughtful thing to do. I have found the following items that will help the neighborly relations:
I don’t garden, but for him I would plant something and tend to it just so this little buddy had a home. I might even do a whole “theme” garden. I could grow ivy out of an abandoned toilet!
for baby showers
It’s practical and to the point and not at all misleading because
babies are forever pooping. Plus, heh. I think it’d be a hit
with all my fertile techy friends.
OOOH!!! If the neighbor gets knocked up I can buy it for her!!
It will pair nicely with a long denim skirt I think.
OMG doesn’t this just RULE?
Y’all! This ranks up there with the gremlin in the shitter.
This might qualify as a need.
We’re the tacky family who decorates with inflatables. Santa on his sleigh and hugging snowmen at Christmas.
An inflatable birthday castle on birthdays. A black cat, pumpkins, and ghosts emerging from a pumpkin for Halloween.
And now this.
I hope my neighbors celebrate Halloween.
Or maybe I don’t.
heh heh heh.