A massive sinus infection.
A child with a stomach ailment.
A husband with an… intestinal ailment.
Doing laundry at 1:30 a.m. and then again at 2:30 a.m. because not all the pizza vomit washed out. And then doing another load at 4:30 a.m. because of someone’s… intestinal ailment.
The only good thing about a sinus infection? The inability to smell anything between the hours of 1:30 to 4:30 a.m..
You really, really want my life.