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Dear Jackass,

I know time is short in the morning especially after you spend 45 minutes searching the web running your run, swimming your laps, and showering.  I know that you’re sometimes in a rush and it’s difficult to surf the web for 45 minutes rinse your oatmeal dish and put it in the sink. I can‘t  forgive that. BUT if you have time to write a scathing note about the cat shit in the back room? THEN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN UP THE CAT SHIT IN THE BACK ROOM.

I wouldn’t eat what I serve you tonight Love,



About Sassy

Absolutely average in every way.

One response »

  1. MEN…with you girlfriend.


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